Asked by Anonymous
Sometimes yes, I love animals :) I had a dog and when I was a child I had a dwarf hamster who thought she was a dog 🐶 My hamster almost ruined my childhood. I first saw Lili in a pet shop, alone in the corner while the other hamsters played together. I felt sorry for her, so I bought her. It turned out she wasn’t sad or lonely, she just hated everything. Especially me, from the bottom of her rabid heart.
I gave her amazing hamster houses, but she chose to sleep in a crappy toilet paper. When I got home after school she growled at me from her cage like one of those junkyard dogs. At night she barked. I think she did it so I couldn’t sleep. My best friend had a hamster too and she always kissed it. So I tried that with Lili. That was a bloody mistake 💋 But when a doctor said I was allergic and I should give her away, I cried my eyes out. Because I loved my insane hamster so much. Lili, if you can hear this in hamster heaven, you were a great dog!